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1) What fudge packers take to a picnic
2) Barack Obama in bed between Hillary and Joe Biden
1) Dave: Look at those two guys holding hands and eating at the picnic
Joe: Oh! thats just Wolf and Anderson, the turd burgulars are having a picnic. Look at Anderson tear into that shit sandwich
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giving a stank pussey some head oral
The bitch I was with last night made me eat her tuna sandwhich before she'd fuck
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1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds
My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!
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Basically a white girl getting train-ran by two niggas. (Love doin these with one of my niggas or my right-handed man)
OG: "Me and my nigga just ran a train on dat white girl from ham' town last week." Spectator: "Uh oh... sounds like the Kim Kardashian sex tape rumor..." OG: "Damn right it did. She was a bonafide freak too!" "Absolutely the best oreo sandwich i did in ages, since the day me and my rite hander double-stuffed her on a drunken day" Spectator: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. (He later went back home to peel the creme off his single oreo cookie) Boy, was that delicious! Oh wait, i meant Deelishis!
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The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse
I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!
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Taking a dump while getting eaten out and refraining from stopping
While my boyfriend was eating my meat I dropped a loaf in his mouth and he swallowed it! Hence a Meatloaf Sandwich
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A woman's vagina or especially fitting for a woman's vagina during her period.
That girls lasagna sandwich was out of this world.
Her lasagna sandwich is think and juicy
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