fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

lockup season

when the weather gets colder and people grow and buy less weed.

I hope you not expecting that premium shit, it's lockup season.

Honda season

a type of season when all local official Honda gang members meet up and go crazy.

Dam its dam near Honda season time to start boosting my Honda down the streets.

Strawberry season

To spend at least a few months getting to know the opposite sex in order to become in a relationship.

Have you guys been through the strawberry season yet

clearing season

"clearing season" is the second half of the season (cuffing season), after cuff season has ended, you experience a strong desire for simple human contact. "when those single people who — whether by circumstance or choice — did not successfully cuff before the end of the year begin to twitch" according to Vice, thanks to Hannah Ewens and Emma Garland of Vice, the feeling finally has a name.

hey Justin! how's it going with Britney? clearing season is coming up, you nervous?
nah, i don't think anything's gonna change

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...