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An adult male, often a New York based sportswriter, columnist or other media-type, who has an unhealthy obsession with Yankees longtime shortstop Derek Jeter. Although these men identify themselves as heterosexual and are often in committed relationships with women, they take every opportunity to gush about Derek Jeter and fantasize about having a romantic relationship with Derek Jeter.
Once Tim began gushing about Derek Jeter's calm eyes, he revealed to the whole world that he was a Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
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An other-than-heterosexual young "man" dubbed with the name metro by both homosexual men who see a potential partner and heterosexual women who see a hot guy. Both demographics are thinking he must be gay. Heterosexual men see him as a threat only in the sense that he's blowing the dress standards bell curve for men who have to hear about it.
His natural habitats include the northeast and west coast cities, but only in the safe parts.
Wife: Honey, why can't you dress like that metro sexual guy?
Husband: Metro-what? He's gay.
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A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated peers based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.
lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.
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First Base: Eye contact
Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands
Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!
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1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.
2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.
1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.
2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.
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What my neighbors complain about on a daily basis.
The sexual ruckus you two made kept me up all night...literally.
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