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A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow
When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.
This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.
. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. but also, a complete idiot, someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance.
You are being a MAS / Slide Jawb
A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.
When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out
Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky
south african slang for you're number
guy: slide ur tens??
girl: ill give you my snap
guy: sure that works too