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how you feel after a night of extreme drinking
I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.
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That thing my friends always beat me in
Microsoft fan: “You should play Halo”
Me: (yelling) “Eat super smash bros, bitch” (proceeds to throw 3ds in Microsoft fans face)
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The Most innovative fighting game that uses a damage percent counter instead of a heath bar has 40 playable characters and packed with unlockable features and game modes.
Amazing multiplayer game. raise da roof!
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(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.
I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.
When a person in a relationship (open or exclusive) finds out their partner has slept (had sex) with their friend/associate.
On BOTH seasons of "For the Love of Ray J", a girl had previously had sexual relations with one of Ray J's friends.
"LUSCIOUS! SHE Smash-da-homie"!
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For a man to have rough, emotionally disconnected, vaginal sex with a woman.
Jim said to Charlie, "I'm going to take Sarah back to her apartment and smash her box in."
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hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag
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