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Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.
Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?
Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
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someone who blows his load off in a sock
little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey
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A discreet way to tell you mate to move in and take that girl home.
(Edmund is chatting up a girl at a bar)
James: alright pal how's it going.
Edmund: Yeh just met this girl, brizo
James: tidy, you need to sock on...
Edmund: pineapple
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Something you say when you're in a rage.
I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!
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A girl shoves her hand up another girls ass and pulls the asswhole and then it becomes inside out. It looks like a pink sock some people wear it by accident and they drag a girl everywhere not knowing that their pink sock is an asswhole.
I was wearing a pink sock today.
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A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).
My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!
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A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!
Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.
Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.
Guy 1: Alright!
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