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my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum

my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 22, 2023


ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 March 15, 2018


Verbally Son

Pure domination in an argument of any kind. Coming from the slang word "to son" which means to dominate in an unspecified genre of competition, a verbal sonning pertains only to conversational situations.

Did you see David verbally son that girl in the argument during class today? He really knows his stuff!

by FilosopherStond April 21, 2009


Rumpford and sons

The easiest way to Get your point across when you see a fat perfect ass in front of you. Something worth sitting back and taking in- a bunda as some would call it. You can rely on this term and use it in secrecy. Only the real ones know.

Look at her rumpford and sons! It is impeccable.

by Guke2022 August 19, 2022


Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018


Aphrodite’s Son

Hwang Hyunjin is Aphrodite’s Son. His fans gave him that title cause of his extreme beauty, Hwang hyunjin is ethereal and otherworldly. His good looks cannot be put into words So, Aphrodite’s son is the best way to describe his immaculate beauty

“Have u seen Hyunjin?!? He’s so breathtaking!”

“Ofc he is, He’s Aphrodite’s Son”
“What does that mean?”

“Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, So her son would have to be beautiful, The only person who fits that level of attractiveness is Hyunjin”

by jisoo’s@ng3l_🌸 July 6, 2023


Son-zon

When she tells you that she is proud of you like a mother would be proud of her son

Sam was trying to make her jealous by naming out women he went out with.She just son-zoned him

by Aegon Targaryen November 23, 2018