Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.

1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.

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spider-gwen splits booty game

The greatest game that has ever existed as in I saw a random pop-up on google for a game that had spider-Gwen with a randomly huge butt

person: plays spider-Gwen splits booty game then immediately reaches enlightenment.

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

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DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS

A sentence used to ask a human if a Spider has puss puss

"DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS?"

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chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

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Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

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im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!