Steven has a bigger dick than Jordan, Jovian, Noah, and Andrew. He gets mad pussy and has a super high IQ. Beast at fortnite and if you ever see him buy him some vbucks.
Your mum gay and My dad is Steven.
A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent
"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"
One of the coolest dude I’ve ever seen. Some say he’s a legend and some say he has the biggest forehead you can imagine. He gets a ton of girls but gets rejected a couple of times. the secret handshake is we walk up to each other and hit each otherS foreheads together
Steven!!! We gotta do the handshake it’s for the Memes
Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again
NEVER TRUST A STEVEN
Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason
Girl #2 : What was his name?
Girl #1 : It’s Steven
Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense
A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.
I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels
If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
Steven will melt you let butter
Extra ordinary person who never do anything the way you Wood consider as regular.
Steven's stag party has been totally different from all the others I have been at.