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A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.
Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.
She's an out of water swamp donkey for sure.
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Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.
That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.
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AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.
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After you spooge on dat hoe. You throw moldy garbage and/or sea weed on her. Then you drop kick her.
Man after I boned. I straight swamp thing dat hoe
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When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
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When you do anal after a sweaty jog.
Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.