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a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf
An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back
Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom
1.some one that loves railing moms
2.dads
Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey
The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.
I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.
The best insult/response to anything.
Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!
Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long
Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?