Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

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Take two

#DoubleEntendre Could mean take two more shots or hits of marijuana blunt/joints or peace out , deuces ✌🏽

Have a good night; take two!
Me : I want another shot! Them : Take two
Hitting a joint take two puffs

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Duce take it

What the heck, o what ever

"Duce take it...my car wont start!!"

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Take care

Used to refer to those of whom one perceives as 'having issues' or being 'a bit mental'.

You think you're Jesus? Okay, you take care now

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take a tommy

Too take a massive dump!!!

Oughtta my way, I gotta go take a tommy!!!!

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Take a Tucky

The act of an anally retentive dumb conservative trying desperately to poop by listening to the soothing sounds of a racially charged Tucker Carlson Fox News Rant.

Billy Jo Bob was constipated all day after he saw an NFL player kneeling during the national anthem so he took his phone to the bathroom and tried to take a tucky.

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Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.

Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.

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