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Gately tax

When Jamie(the big) gately robs your food

You just got gately taxed suck me balls

by Father_damian December 19, 2023


Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023


Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 3, 2021


Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

by Fansypants May 22, 2022


Skibidi Tax

When you watch to much skibidi toilet that fanum tax becomes so skibidi that it turns into a toilet which turns into an absolute unit witch is the skibidi king

Kai Cenat: Yo I'm at episode 69 of skibi toilet in 1 day
Baby Gronk: nah I'm gonna skibidi tax you
Kai Cenat: why and I camera man

by Slapfish1 December 22, 2023


Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.

She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.

by Larlucks April 1, 2016


Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient

Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.

by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021