arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.

timmy quit being such a arse hermit .

Cunt-Arse

An Australia interpretation of the phrase "Cunt-Ass".
The location on an Australian female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness amongst groups.

Australian man: Oi cunt, you like vegemite?
British Chap: No, I'd prefer margarine.
Crowd of Australian men: So you're a cunt-arse.

arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants

His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint

mega sore arse

Gay male dinosaur

It's a mega sore arse

Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

arse cough

A fart.

That’s was an epic arse cough (fart)

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.