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arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst

Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.

by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021


Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk October 22, 2015


Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024


arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done

dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(

by twatsc September 3, 2008


Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023


drag arse

Namely the word to describe your trainee engineer that turns up late with a can of energy drink everyday with more excuses than a pregnant nun.. The drag arse normally thrives on Lemon Haze and 500 calories a day

Why are you late again Drag Arse?

by Dordy Cacker December 12, 2020


Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

by December 4, 2020