adj. - very best in class/quality
"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
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Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.
Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"
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1. a very good/amazing blow job
guy: i heard that girl gives bomb top. imma go talk to her.
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A method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. Used in the 1979 Ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.
Gee, it'd be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill, but we already know it doesn't work.
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A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.
"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."
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A stud male who uses his charm and good looks to dominate women. He usually has a harem of women.
Qwill is the top dog of the group. When he enters the room, all the women flock around him to be subdued.
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when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.
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