All the chads in the surrounding area will block your path and form a wall
Guy 1: yo bro y so dummy late
Guy 2: sorry bro, caught got in a chad wall
A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.
I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG
To look like a bean and smell like a bean.
And wear your hat backwards like a cool guy.
Johnathan : Bean chad never lets me eat lunch!
Vasya : Damnit Taras!
The most scrumptious man to ever grace my eyeballs. He is god.
“Did you see Chad Senpai today? He’s looking rather tasty.”
Those are literally opposites.
Hym "A sigma chad is not a thing you can be. Those are two completely incompatible archetypes. A 'Sigma male' is someone who's morally and socially incompatible with society and a 'Chad' is a fat cock. They're forced to speak in euphemism but a fat cock is just that. We've gotten to the bottom of it. The red pills are wrong. The high value man still gets cheated on. His wife still fucks the fat cock bjj instructor. I'm correct. Critical fat-cock theory explains it all."