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Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.

Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then

by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet summer child

This saying originates from Game of Thrones, where some seasons last for years on end, as a term for those who have not tasted the hardships of winter. Generally used to refer to someone who is inexperienced or does not know the full extent of something, while they thinking they do.

You think Monster Hunter is easy? Oh my Sweet summer child...

by sebacostamr November 24, 2018

389๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

by Banana of hell January 13, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fatherless child

LGBTQ people.

Emma: hey did you hear the news. Iโ€™m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn child

A child that is made during a porno.

Or

A person that has a slutty friend that the person calls porn mom so they become porn child.

Alora is a porn child. Kelsey is her porn mom.

by Achinney11 May 4, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017