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A typical snowball fight but with a substitution of feces rather than snow, this is so people in warmer climates can still enjoy the non lethal fun of asnowball fight. A Yellow Mexican Snowball is adding urine to the concoction for double the enjoyment
Mexican 1:"Yo mang, yo motha is a jumping bean"
Mexican 2:"Lets settle this in the washroom mang"
Mexican 1:"Mexican Snowball fight senior?"
Mexican 2"Si"
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Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.
"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."
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What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
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Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
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Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.
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When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
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a dodgy weapon made when you smash a corona - or similar mexican beer bottle. The elongated bottle neck of the corona gives it a perfect handle.
d-mac: hey what the hell is your problem?
damo: nothing....you faggot
*SMASH* d-mac: ok you are finshed
damo: shit i didnt know you had a mexican fighting bottle!!!
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