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To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.
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A normal fist bump, but right after you act as if your fingers are sparkles streaming down.
Usually called so as not to sound girly by saying "Sparkle Fist Bump"
SurferDude1: That was a wicked move, maaaan!
SurferDude2: Iknow riiiigghh?
*fist bump flash*
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An abridged quote from Miss Piggy when she was going to hit Kermit the Frog. "Open Thy Mouth, Fist Go South"!
Used when someone's about to get smacked or beaten.
BJ...."I told you to buy the wireless printer, dillhole".
Bubba...."First off, if I listened to you every time you told me to spend extra money on something I'd be fuckin broke now. Second, the last time I listened to you I bought more 17 times more shit than I needed."
BJ...."Yeup, now all you have to do is buy a wireless printer".
Bubba....."Fist go south".
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The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.
"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."
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A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
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possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."
john:you are such a lame ass
dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*
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A Fist Pump Fudge Factory is a sex technique where a Man is "pumping" his penis until ejaculation into a woman's mouth while another woman is waiting for the man to stool on her vagina. Once the feces is on the woman's vagina she then proceeds to use the feces as lubrication for the other woman's fist to enter her vagina while the man drinks both of the women's breast milk.
Antwon, Lafawnda, and Sheila had a fist pump fudge factory at Antwon's house last night.
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