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A sport that combines the intensity of American football with the coziness of a living room. played in a glorified fishbowl known as the "arena." Invented by over-enthusiastic armchair quarterbacks who wanted a taste of gridiron glory without the inconvenience of outdoor elements, arena football boasts all the excitement of its larger counterpart, minus the field, the grass, and any semblance of sanity,
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.
After watching the latest episode of "Who the F*** Did I Marry?" on TikTok, I couldn't help but panic when my tinder date brought up that he played arena football.
A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.
Football Head
“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”
A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.