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When someone goes to a restaurant during the COVID-19 pandemic and mirthlessly tells the hostess, "I'll be eating outside."
Pad thai is totally worth last suppering over.
The greatest talk show on the internet; analyzes culture by interviewing the greatest everyday people.
Friend: Did you watch The Last Talk Show on YouTube?
Friend 2: Bro, I didn't just watch. I subscribed too. That's the best show ever 🔥
When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her
I had to use my last line of defense
When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.
Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!
A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.
1. An unfortunate incident that causes it to be a person’s last day at their job.
Or
2. A spectacular event carried out by an employee who has already decided that this will be their last day at their current job.
“Who could’ve predicted that Gary telling the boss to go fuck himself would be a Last Day Activity? Everyone, that’s who.”“The guy from accounting who went streaking through the last board meeting picked one helluva Last Day Activity.”
When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info
"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"