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A greating exchanged by farmers.
This word really belongs in the rural dictionary.
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The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.
“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”
“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”
“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
The sweatpants you where during or the day after a long weekend. Usually seen in schools, not work.
Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.
Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!
A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.
I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.
Long ass rice? What's that?
Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
Specific type of long hair length where the bottom of it reaches almost between your ass cheeks.
Girl #1: I wanna grow out my hair!
Girl #2: How long tho?
Girl #1: I wanna have ass long hair