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Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.
ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!
When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”
“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”
“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”
Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...
Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.
When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.
Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
Pretty much just normal hentai except with Mariachi
Me: Man you wanna go watch some Hentai?
Friend: There's this new thing called Mexican Hentai. Wanna try it?
Me: Sure, why not right?
The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.
Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.