Mum

1) To keep silent.

2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.

3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.

Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.

1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*

2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."

3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.

Mum

The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u

*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!

MUM

Is very fat

Hey your mum is very fat

Mums

Mums is a way to say "On my momma"

James: "Say mums you pulled Jane"
Jack: "Mums@

bevvo’s mum

the fittest woman to ever live

Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

Yur mum

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"