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"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."
The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.
"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."
The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there”
“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”
“Giver on the river bud”
The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.