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A Republican member of Congress from Florida that was forced to resign when it became known that he was a pedophile.
"It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction." - Rep. Mark Foley, R-Florida, 1998.
Also, see the word hypocrite.
Tom Foley, at last report, was sharing a cell with NMBLA pin-up star Dick Harden.
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One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.
Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"
Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."
football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."
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Quite possibly the greatest baseball announcer ever. The Clevend Indians primary announcer for the last 34 years.
Tom Hamilton is the greatest baseball announcer ever and could totally beat John Madden in a street fight.
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tom riddle,former self of lord voldemort who has a group of close allies ,friends from hogwarts, who do all off his dark work and are known as the deatheaters.heir to salazar slytherin.determined to kill harry potterafter he defeated him.can speak parselmouth.applied to be dark arts teacher at hogwarts but turned down,swore revenge by cursing the lesson so no teacher last longer then a year
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT
TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE
tom riddle was good looking in his younger days unlike today!
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The act of pressing one's thumb (or finger) into the rectum of a woman while engaged in vaginal intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
"My date didn't go so well last night..."
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"
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Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.
"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."
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The reason Blink182 broke up. Bastard!
Tom: I'm Tom Delonge and I'm too pussy to handle any more shows with Blink182. I will now go play in a suck-ass band called Angels and Airwaves!
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