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the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
Clark met a girl at the liquor store, gave her the ol' Jersey two step, and now she is prego.
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Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.
Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!
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A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
Paper or plastic sir?
Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.
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It's the (un) official Tic Tac Toe 2. Created by Oats Jenkins
Wanna play Tic oat two?
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When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.
i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.
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Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.
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Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.
(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
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