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A frog that inhabits the moon to fall from the sky and mate with the other frogs of the world. Nobody knows why they're refereed to as "African" but mainly because they happen to land in Africa. The frog after mating dies. When the babies are old enough they build the their space ship to travel back into space, frogs where the first in space not humans. Frogs also invented what people call time travel. Yes a frog knows when you will die, scary don't you think?
Man in Space: Wow, did you see that?
Man in Space2: Yeah that was a African Bull frog.
Man in Space: Didn't they invent Time Travel?
Man in Space2: Yeah, and one had an affair with my wife.
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one who makes bad decisions on the opposite sex in aspects of body shape
You have such bull frame judgement, how do u go with that girl? Her frame is garbage.
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a way to celebrate the bull city (durham NC). make two fists, turn em towards yourself, put em together and stick out your thumbs....looks like bull horns. hit your fists together if you like, it dont matter as long as youre reppin the 919.
Also known as put dem bulls up.
mike: ay nigga anyone here from the 919?
tim: i dont know lets find out...THROW DEM BULLS UP!!!
(everyone from durham throws dem bulls up.)
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Put your penis ring between a girls nostrels. After fucking her in the ass, draw a poop bullseye on her face. Then shoot a 8-roper between her eyes. BULLSEYE!!!
So I was fuckin' my girl in the ass last night. We were in Chicago so I decided to give the bitch a Chicago Bulls-eye.
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"long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" as defined in the film Bull Durham (1988) by Crash Davis (Kevin Costner)
Guy 1: "Hey, you get to first base with Annie yet?"
Guy 2: "You know it, went back to my place for some Bull Durham kissing."
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A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
a school full of fake white girls and big mexican gangs. the principal looks like a egg. all the kids and spoiled and are going to die of popcorn lung. all the girls are sluts and get exposed for their nudes everyday. most of the kids are fat as fuck too.
guy 1: hey do you wanna go find some mexican sluts?
guy 2: yeah! i know where to go! bull run middle school!
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