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slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot March 14, 2018


Donkey Suckle

When a person/s gives a male oral sex but uses no tongue, lips, and/or gums, but only uses its teeth. The teeth scrap the penis until ejaculation from the pain. The person giving oral sex may eey-aww afterwards.

Austin received a Donkey Suckle from Caitlin and it wasn't even awkward afterwards.

by Poopmama18 November 17, 2013


Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 02, 2011


rough donkey

Giving a girl anal, while roughly punching her in the back of the head until she's unconscious.

Dude did you hear? I gave Sheryl a rough donkey last night!

by 136975328o0854wduuvr July 10, 2017


Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow October 06, 2015


Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 02, 2019


wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018