A white dude that's hung like a donkey.
John Holmes was a honky donk donkey honky.
Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.
"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."
A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
The noise you make when you smoke that good marijuana
That shit will give you the donkey lung
A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
Politically correct variant for the term ass-clown.
Those donkey mimes are trying to get congress to vote on an unwritten bill.