Hair hole

The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.

Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.

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Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

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hair don't

A hair style that looks ugly. It derived from the term "hair do"

Shayla: u'z got a hair don't.
Maddelyn: o yea valerie got da wurs hair don't cuz hur hair be uglee.

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birdnest hair

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .

Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha

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Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

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Breakfast Hair

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.

After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.

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Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

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