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Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.
Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!
When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.
Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.
When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.
You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner
A state, province, or city thats known for having a large population or over 20% of the total population
Texas is a redneck county
when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips
"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."
Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
A combination of ketchup and mayo made into a thick,homogeneous,pink colored sauce , it's used in most cases for dipping,dressing or even as a mixing condiment also it can be used to win an argument against mikeala
Mikeala: redneck sauce isn't ketchup and mayo mixed together
Me: yes it is,just check it on the urban dictionary