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A crazy group of nanja morons who are never doing nothing. some of us farm and some of hunt, but when you put us all together we do some crazy stuff. We love going roadkill hunting and fishing. We all single and always ready to mingle (country boys only) unless you are Latino then we got one ready for you. We love rodeos and look FINE in bootcut. If you want to win our heart just make us sweet tea and take us fishing. We LOVE cows and we ain't afraid to show it. #4lifers
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)
Are they the redneckers I just saw picking squirrels off the road?
A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.
Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.
When a slave master has sex with a lighter skinned slave until both of their necks are red from the heat and intensity
Last night we had a redneck rumble
Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
Typically when referred to Redneck farmer you're either talking about Acid One fuckin autist or the USA Citizen
''Wolf In Sheeps Skin is a redneck farmer''
Big and ugly piece of shit
Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage
-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?