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An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.
Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"
"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"
"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"
The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.
Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"
Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"
A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.
Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.
An accredited online university founded in 1970. The university offers bachelors, masters, and doctorate degrees.
I completed my college degree at Walden University.
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A university that strives to be number one in trumping St. Lawrence University. However, it is only known for its hockey and dissing St. Lawrence University because people do not know about Clarkson outside of Clarkson alum. May be a good engineering school, but lacks the broad minded thinking that students of a liberal arts school has.
You are totally a hockey bumb! That's totally Clarkson University!
Cluckers unsophisticated techies antiSLUserawesomeness engineers
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A severely overrated school in Ohio and a severely underrated school to the rest of America.
Miami University is the Disneyland of Colleges.
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a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.
"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
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