A Picayune Thug is a white cracker who thinks he's a thug when he actually isn't!
O.M.G. Rebecca! Look at that Picayune Thug!
A person who is a thug in employee benefits.
Dianna Santos
Damn, Santos! Back at it again being a benefits thug!
Thug Mcmuffin: One who is usually under the age of 15 who believes they have swag and try to act cool by faking doing drugs and having sex.
Person 1: Look at that little kid, he thinks he is so cool.
Person 2: I was talking to him. He is like, twelve. He told me his gauges are fake.
Person 1: He told me about all the weed he does.
Person 2: What a Thug Mcmuffin.
Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house
...that's located in a gated community.
That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.