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when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs
bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.
Someone who is a massive neek and has zero hoes. To much of a pussy to put there face in the camera
Josh definitely puts thumbs up on snapchat
More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.
More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs before I break them.
that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
Dude, I hooked with this chick last night. Should have seen her clit! It was like a brickies thumb
Thumb pulling is when you hold someone's hand then you both suck on your own thumbs to make it look like you are pulling / snogging
"I didn't know they were going out!?"
"they're not, they're just thumb pulling"