Soggy Q-Tip

The sexual act of putting your penis into your partner's ear and then ejaculating into the ear canal as if placing a soggy q-tip into one's ear.

After a long night of pledge-ship, Patrick decided to relieve his stress by giving his sleeping roommate Matt a soggy q-tip.

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Fuck You Tip

A Fuck You Tip is given, when, in a coffee shop, deli, or any store with a tip jar, the customer tips the clerk with change that is 10 cents or less. This is called a fuck you tip because, although your giving the person money, it is an insult to give someone such a smalll amount of money as a tip".

*Customer orders a coffee which costs $1.97*
Next
*Customer hands clerk 2 dollars*
Next
*Customer receives 3 cents change
Next
*Customer puts that 3 cents in the tip jar

"Hey man, I gave that deli worker today a fuck you tip. my order came out to $9.92 and I threw him a 10 dollar bill. Then he gave me the 8 cents back and I threw it in the tip jar, it was great!"

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Reservoir Tip-ster

A hipster who wears the ubiquitous winter hat lifted high enough on the head that the end resembles the reservoir tip of a condom. Sometimes, the end will droop down (especially popular these days), and the hipster's hat will then resemble the reservoir tip of a used condom.

Ex.1:
Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"

Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."

Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*

Ex.2:
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"

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life pro tip

A tip about life

Life pro tip: define words that haven't been defined on Urban Dictionary. That way you get more likes

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late night tip

adventures that happen late into the night that are completely unexplainable and not really something you share with others that were not involved

"What did you do last night?"

--"We went on a late night tip."
"So what did you do?"
--"Dont ask questions."

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Kiss My Tip

When someone is hating on you. Kissing the tip of your dick

Hating PPL: Man thats an ugly ass jersey
You: Man... Kiss my tip.....

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Turkish Q Tip

When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.

Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.

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