Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering
“I’m hammering tommy fury”
When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.
"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"
Some guy in HTL Leonding who was head boy and promised us beanbags
we never got em.
Guy1: "Hey Tommy when do we get that sweat Beanbags???"
Tommy Neumaier:"idk lol"
A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
When someone does something 100% self serving without a drop of empathy for others.
Yo man I pulled a Tommy last night on this chick that wanted me to go to the beach.