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A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.
The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.
When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work
Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"
A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd
When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm
Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!
The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!
Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW
A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!
Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!