tune up

/verb/

A beat down especially when administered by the cops.

Clark probably would have gotten off with a warning, but then he decided to lip off, so he got a tune up and a trip downtown instead.

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up the shitter

anal sex... need i say more

hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate

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given up

1. A state of feeling or thought when you just can't go on any longer.

2. A popular song by Linkin Park, one of their most aggressive to date.

"I've given up, I'm sick of feeling. Is there nothing you can say? Tell me what the fuck is wrong with me!"

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Fuckered Up

The act of being fucked up and beyond. When being fuckered up you may often find yourself having regrets the following day

That dude was so fuckered up last night that he ended up naked and had to send out sorry notes the following day.

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glo up

when someone becomes really attractive after they hit puberty AKA ugly duckling syndrome

guy 1 - bro you remember ashley from middle school?
guy 2 - yea man fugly bitch look like she got hit by a truck

guy 1- dude she is HOT as fuck now. grew massive tits outta nowhere!!
guy 2- wow i guess she did glo up

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come up

A bargain, or a found item that is of value to the finder.

"One man's trash, that's another man's come up." - from Thrift Shop by Macklemore

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dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

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