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A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
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A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"
Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
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A girl who brags about taking vitamins
What are all those bottles on Sydney's desk?
You haven't heard yet?
She's a Vitamin Virgin and tells everyone how great she looks and feels.
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One who has never experienced the joy (or pain) of rigorous proofs in high-school Euclidean geometry or college calculus.
Angel couldn't understand why mathematicians make such a big fuss about rigorously proving mathematical results that are intuitively obvious to her—one should forgive her for her immaturity as she's still a mathematical virgin.
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Ultimate insult of chav wearing, muffin topped Vicky Pollardesque folks. Pronounce toe-tal ver-gin
What did you do that for you total virgin?
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You lose it when you experience your first Aha! moment—when you feel like parading yourself naked after being struck by an insight, or upon solving a difficult math problem.
Billy lost his mathematical virginity after he found an intuitive proof to the Pythagorean theorem.
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