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An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
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One who has never experienced the joy (or pain) of rigorous proofs in high-school Euclidean geometry or college calculus.
Angel couldn't understand why mathematicians make such a big fuss about rigorously proving mathematical results that are intuitively obvious to her—one should forgive her for her immaturity as she's still a mathematical virgin.
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Ultimate insult of chav wearing, muffin topped Vicky Pollardesque folks. Pronounce toe-tal ver-gin
What did you do that for you total virgin?
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You lose it when you experience your first Aha! moment—when you feel like parading yourself naked after being struck by an insight, or upon solving a difficult math problem.
Billy lost his mathematical virginity after he found an intuitive proof to the Pythagorean theorem.
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Someone who is a Notebook virgin, is a person that has not watched the movie "The Notebook."
They have yet to lose their Notebook virginity
Guy: So ive never seen the Notebook....
Girl: OMG, you havent! You should watch it with me!
Guy: You want to take my "The Notebook virginity"?
Girl: I'd love too!!!!
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A short period of depression and/or self-loathing that girls with a religious background experience after losing their virginity before marriage.
Katie got drunk last night and her virginity blues came back, she kept calling the toilet "daddy" and apologizing to it.
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