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what fractured memories' rocket league team says when they don't place last in a tournament
"ah shoot, we got out in the second round!"
"dont worry, we take those!"
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The most beautiful speech ever done
Person a: donald we need to build a wall Donald: YES
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The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:
1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.
2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.
Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*
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When you don’t care about something, but then do great at it.
CALEB DON’T PARTY
Fuck it, we ball
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A phrase to describe how people may do something.
John: Sarah, we'll fuck him up, right?
Sarah: duhh, thats how we operate!
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The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
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