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the nurse who loved me

You got the storyline right but the author wrong you fucking prick, This song is originally off of Failure's 1996 release of Fantastic Planet, So stfu you fucking APC fan boy

Say hello to the rugs topography

by blastedXhole November 24, 2004


call someone who cares

Politer version of call someone who gives a shit.

Your homework is late again, Douggie.
Call someone who cares.

by octopod November 22, 2003


showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

by Way More Awesomer March 09, 2008


Girlfriend who lives in Canada

A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.

In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!

by 000jajajaja000 February 01, 2011


he who shall not be named

dark overlord, muggle overpowerer, harry potter hater, noseless, name so vile and discriminating, must not be mentioned by overpassers. name is lord voldemor, but over the years, has been formed to lord voldemort to avoid prosecution or reminder of the killer of innocent muggle souls. will be sadly missed

"omg harry potter killed "he who shall not be named"
"you mean voldemo..."
voldemort "AVADA KEDRAVA"

by evil dark overlord July 22, 2011


who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004


who wants to live forever

Excellent song performed by Queen. It was written after Freddie Mercury was diagnosed with AIDS. He died shortly after writing it.

"Touch my tears with your lips; touch my world with your fingertips."

by Queen of the World July 21, 2005