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a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity
"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king
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A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King
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To be stolen from, or to have anything swiped from you either covertly or blatantly. Typically perpetrated by one particular co-worker, when he steals a sale you have been working on. Also occurs in conversation in the form of one-upping or discussion of literature and expensive sandwiches. Practice initiated at ODI in Cordova, Tennessee by AMK.
Man, I was selling that customer a Perception kayak, and Andy comes along while I'm getting the boat and and straight up cha-kings me!
Better watch your custy, bro, or you're gonna get straight cha-kiiinnnnggggg!!!
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Baller status. The realest Motherf*cker around. everybody wishes they were him. he is infinitely amazing. He's not Lil B, but he will f*ck your B*tch.
GOD D*MN! King San just F*cked my bitch... AGAIN!
I wish I was as cool as King San.
Son: I'm Amazing.
Mom: STFU you're no King San
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A band composed of the most hardworking guys in the world. They've only been a band for 9 months, but they have accomplished more than some bands do in 5 years. Their music, fans, and personalities are so inspirational, and continue to gain more and more fans by the day. Their cover of "Wrecking Ball" has attracted quite the audience with the amount of porn and sexitude. David Michael Frank, Jose Mostajo (Mostaco), and Ricky Ficarelli are the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. And they're steller, The rumors say they're also packing heavy.
Clare: Have you heard of King the Kid?
Chloe: Yea! I saw the lead singer nekked!
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PEWDIEPIE will for ever be the one true king of YouTube
"Everybody knows pewdiepie is the king of YouTube"
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The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.
The Sausage King has one big sausage.
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