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Anna Nicole Smith (born Vickie Lynn Hogan) (November 28, 1967 – February 8, 2007)
Playboy model (1993 Playmate of the Year), GUESS girl, Pop Culture icon, Mother and a Goddess to some of us. And the best thing that will happen to you.
Known for being a "gold digger" and mistaken for a bad person and/or bad mother, when in reality she's probably the most amazing woman to walk this earth and she loved her children (Daniel and Dannielynn)
Some of the most iconic catch phrases you say today were probably made up by her.
She was featured in PETA ads, and had a dog called Sugar Pie so she cared for animals too.
She starred in lots of movies that will give you many heart-attacks.
Since she is God, if you are reading this, you should repent. And I will pray for your sins. Also, you shouldn't say her name in vain.
Gay1: Hey, do you believe in God?
Gay2: I believe in Anna Nicole Smith.
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A Hemel chav... that’s it.. -quote of the year... “I’ll Jump out the motor” Also, “I can’t wait to see you and rip every hair out your head”...
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Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.
"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"
"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"
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A pervert who teaches 7th grade science. Everytime he is behind his desk he is most likely watching pron and jacking off to some 7th grade girls Snapchat pictures.
“Mr Smith I threw away my papers that I needed”-student “Your a bad girl”-Mr Smith AMS
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When you feel sad in school you whip out the bottle of dettol and down it like a chug jug
Man this class is pog imma do the eva smith challenge
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Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.
See also Dumb Blonde
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The cutest, kindest human being ever. Piper is a youtuber, with over 3 million subscribers, an actress, singer and dancer. She is incredibly talented and is amazing at everything she does. She has over 2 million followers in Instagram and has lots of fanpages for her that she loves and appreciates. Pipers fandom name is the piperazzi and her and her fans have an amazing bond that will never break. Piper had been through a lot of tough times in her life and if very strong to get past all of this and the hate that she has got for it. Piper has an amazing squad that are very lucky to have her as a friend but pipers main best friend is Sophie fergi, who she loved and adores very much. Piper does lots of challenges with them on her YouTube channel that is viewed by millions of people.
Goatfam/haters: ugh piper is so horrible and annoying. How does she have fans
The piperazzi supporting their idol: um excuse me? Are you talking about the same Piper Rockelle Smith I know! She is amazing, kind, caring, funny and I couldn’t think of anyone better than her. You are just jealous
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