Three Inch Wonder

The three inch wonder is a legendary weapon that is 3 inches. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer. The three inch wonder can be compared to your standard household use D sized batterys! Or the notorious smokey and mac & cheese, the little smokies thats the three inch wonder.

"Baby what do you call that, like i can't do nothing with that! Oh babe stopping faking on the Three Inch Wonder, we get it in, and make it do what it do!"

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three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

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Three fingers up

Three fingers up means you are madly in love with me

He’s holding three fingers up, he must be inlove with me.

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Three-Legged Race

The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.

There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.

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Three Degree's Triangle

A person's hairline when it starts to recede and he (or she) loses two clumps of hair on the top of his (or her) head and at the sides, been left with a piece of hair in the middle of the head which (usually when brushed or slicked back) resembles a triangle.

ie: Phil Collins from the late 80's onwards.

Do you remember that guy from the film, you know, he had a three degree's triangle?

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Three Hour Game

A purchased video game, that is beatable within the first day, and leads to major disappointment and/or masturbation.

Don't get that new bond game, it's a three hour game.

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Cincinnati Three-Way

A meal consisting of spaghetti noodles, chili and cheddar cheese.

1. Boil spaghetti noodles
2. Bring chili to a simmer (meant for no-bean chili but beans are fine, as long as it's Chili Man)
3. Place noodles on plate
4. Chili on top of noodles
5. Cheddar cheese on top of chili
6. Microwave for 15 seconds (for presentation)

Man, I fucking love Cincinnati Three-Ways. And the Blackhawks.

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