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Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"

"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."

by Bob Monkeyfuck August 24, 2011


Banana slammin

This word is used to describe something very cool, or very good.

The game last night was Banana Slamin, I have never seen such cools moves by the players.

This food is Banana slamming, it smells so good.

by Addiesmom May 9, 2022


silky banana

when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick

This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana

by silkybanana August 7, 2021


Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.

Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.

by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018


banana glob

A banana filled with cum.

"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"

by Sloppy_toppy_banana September 16, 2023


Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!

by EatMyDictionary April 6, 2016


Anthony the banana

Anthony is a rapist who plays fornite while Noah takes a long poop

Random:hi

Atoiletgamer: i just saw Anthony the banana in action
Random:cool

by Seagulls in my kitchen sink October 29, 2019

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