Monkey Cut

When someone jumps in front of you in line for something, like a monkey.

"Dude, did I just give you the Monkey Cut? Sorry!"

"Well, now I'm in the back of the line because some asshole just gave me the Monkey Cut."

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cut a rug

urban dancing

that girl really knows how to cut up a rug

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Cut off

usually a statement a girl would make to her significant other, to hold-out on sex.

guy: "Hey babe, let's go cut sometin!"

girl: "You stupid-ass mofo, you still cut off from the shit you pulled last week around yo' boys!

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Cut the malarky

to be slightly lesbian in your ways

lena decided to cut the malarky last night, little bitch.

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cut loaf

A woman who is no longer a virgin. Once a female is no longer a virgin, having sex again isn't detectable, since there isn't a hymen. Like taking a slice of bread from a loaf that has already been cut.

Tim: Didn't her husband know she has sex with you?

Rick: A slice from a cut loaf is never missed.

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Cut the rope

To fan away with ones hand the obnoxious odour left behind after farting in order to prevent the smell from following you into another room.

"If you don't cut the rope before you come into this room I will stab you!"

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Cut ice

When a girls nipples are extremely hard and erect.

"Damn girl, your nipples are so hard they could cut ice."

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