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when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles
Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks
Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash
Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh
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a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.
Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle
Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle
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Possibly one of the stupidest but funniest things known to man. It's right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. It's mostly about a stick figure who walks around yelling things at people. It's written by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, which is written by Jhonen Vasquez.
"I fly like Wilma."
"You deny me freshmaker?!?!"
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Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.
"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"
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Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.
Liam: is there room for one more?
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when you die in a game and warn your friends from the threat
player 1: (dies) YANKY DOODLE NOODLE!
player 2: o thanks g
When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
"italian noodle souping" is fun.