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What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time
Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight
Watching some Dr. Phil, drinking wine, and Flower Pounding is the definition of a productive Friday night.
Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube
Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!
When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.
Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.
Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.
A term for masturbation
Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?
When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.