hi-mai

Abbreviation or slang for high-maintenance

That girl Kim is seriously hi-mai, we are always waiting on her.

17th of may

May 17 is the 137th day of the year (138th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 228 days remaining until the end of the year. This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Sunday (58 in 400 years each) than on Friday or Saturday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Monday or Wednesday (56).

It is also Norways National Day.

Woah, the 17th of may sure is fun!

queen may

Also known as the Great Matthias. The Most beautiful, talented man going. The official Facebook Queen bey doppelganger

Queen may is fabulous

Lilly-May

Someone that anyone can love if their heart is in the right place.
Someone beautiful, talented and funny
Someone who doesn’t think highly of themselve

Lilly-May is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with and if there’s an afterlife, until the end of time

Lilly-May is the most amazing girl ever

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

May 7

Give your crush or favorite person a gift as a thank you for being their favorite person to you

" Here have a gift! "
" Why? "
" Because its May 7!

May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please